Funny questionnaire for dating my daughter

If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks.

___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY) 9. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application).

If you want to date our daughter, we will try to figure out what kind of boy you are, before you spend time with her.

One more thing, she does not take her phone to bed with her. But if you want to spend time with my girl, I will insist that you treat her like a lady.

Boy Scout Rank & Badges: __________________________________________ Home Address: __________________________________________________ Do you have parents?

_____ YES ______ NO Is one male and the other one female?

Applicant’s Signature:______________________________________________ Father’s Signature: _______________ Mother’s Signature: ___________________ Pastor’s Signature: _______________ Congressman’s Signature: _______________ In the space below, please provide finger prints, inked in your own blood for Homeland Security Identity Referencing & DNA sampling: Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor.When would it the best time to interview your father, mother, relatives, neighbors, minister/rabbi/priest, and past girlfriends? You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME) NOTE – This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________ 5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________CITY: _________ ZIP ______ 6. Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________ 7. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________ 4. If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.

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